You may know me as that ONE person that reads those sappy romance novels. I know I have no life WHAT-SO-EVER!!!
✏︎ Sean O'Pry, David Gandy, AND Alex Pettyfer are life
✏︎ Spotify is da best
✏︎ D. T. and that other guy in Korea are APPLEHOLES
✏︎ I LOVE FOOD / FOOD LOVES ME / WERE A HAPPY FAMILY / WITH A KICK AND A WACK/ TACE AWAY THE DOG'S BONE / THIS OLD HAG CAME PREGNANT HOME (I ADORE FOOD, FOOD IS LIFE)
✏︎ I have 3 siblings, a twin sister, an older brother, and a younger brother.
✏︎ I have a pet hedgehog
✏︎ I am SO bad at learning new languages
✏︎ I have 16 EX-BOYFRIENDS (and counting)
✏︎ PUSHEEN IS LIFEEEEEEEEE (i tink its da onwy weason i wive)
Don't JudgeJudy my books, please.
All of my books are ©opyrighted©
If you want to copy my books, I WILL BLOCK YOUR ACCOUNT, AND I WILL REPORT YOU IMMEDIATELY!!!
(I am not as nice as I seem)
If you would like to use my ideas, I would ask, that you contact me first before doing so.
BTW: it may take me a while before I respond back to you if you ask.
10 hours later (annoying sponge bob voice)
People I'm gonna warn you now
UNI is BOR-ing AF
I read more than I update/write.
Hazel: once a week USA time
(If I'm not lazy)
- Eating food of some sort
- JoinedJune 3, 2017