I'm single
I'm pringle
I'm ready to mingle ;)
"If the world has you down, just remember, your pillow is safer than any bunker"
-TheOfficalBitch
"Stay nasty."
-TheOfficalBitch
"Its not that we aren't ready for 2020, 2020 isnt ready for US."
-TheOfficalBitch
"Imma eat that bitch"
-TheOfficalBitch
#brainsforcalliou #asslivesmatter #brokebitchproblems #saggytittieslivesmatter #TheLifelessClub #jesussaidchill #livingthebrokelife
I shall give you nightmares: Imagine if all the people we make smut and fan fics about find wattpad
I'm sorry if I just killed your insides
I died a little inside too
Favorite words:
~Fuck
~Unvirginized
~Who's
~Retreading
~Thrussy
~Tennus
~Shercock
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ive been on this app for 4 godforsaken years and have been inactive for maybe 2 of them. pls bring me back to the old days of wattpad where we called smut lemon, amenView all Conversations
Stories by TheOfficalBitch
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Marvel Memes
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(currently in the process of updating and posting regularly lmao, excuse any of my dramatics you may come acr...

Area 51 Memes
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My pinterest is filled to the brim with area 51 memes so here I am to let them roam free
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