I'm single

I'm pringle

I'm ready to mingle ;)

"If the world has you down, just remember, your pillow is safer than any bunker"


"Stay nasty."


"Its not that we aren't ready for 2020, 2020 isnt ready for US."


"Imma eat that bitch"

#brainsforcalliou #asslivesmatter #brokebitchproblems #saggytittieslivesmatter #TheLifelessClub #jesussaidchill #livingthebrokelife

I shall give you nightmares: Imagine if all the people we make smut and fan fics about find wattpad
I'm sorry if I just killed your insides
I died a little inside too

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TheOfficalBitch TheOfficalBitch Jun 03, 2022 04:35AM
ive been on this app for 4 godforsaken years and have been inactive for maybe 2 of them. pls bring me back to the old days of wattpad where we called smut lemon, amen 
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