Hello earthlings. Amigos. Muchachos.  Here's basically all you need to know about me.  

1. I'm a senior in high school.
2. I love shoes, especially sparkly ones and boots with useless buckles.
3. I love reading and writing and impulsively buying more books than I can read.
4. I get lost easily and can’t read directions.
5. I like to run when I can, and it's all fun and games until my bad sense of direction gets me lost in the ghetto for 10 miles.
6. I have way too many celebrity crushes.
7. I can’t cook.
8. I’m short.
9. I hate spiders.
10. I'm a Supernatural and 5SOS and Marvel fan-girl.
11. Television and movies are my life. Not even kidding.
12. I’m not a morning person. Wake me up early and die.
13. I'm Team Klaus all the way. Screw the rest of them.
14. I swear like a sailor.

*I don't give out soft copies so please don't ask for them, and please don't spam my board. I don't have time for reading requests.

Finished Works:
- Wicked Game (the writings of a 12 year old-- approach with caution)
- Twisted Game (still the writings of a 12 year old-- continue to approach with caution)
- They Say Love Hides Behind Every Corner. I Must Be Walking in Circles! (2011 Watty Awards Finalist in the Humor category)
- Better Than Revenge
- Kidnap My Heart

Ongoing Works:
- Stuck Like Glue

Works on Hold: (for now! Bear with me!)
- Talk Nerdy To Me
- Idiot For Hire

Works on Hold: (indefinitely halted)
- Cute But Psycho. Things Even Out!
- Heartbroken Heartbreakers


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Reading Lists

12 Published Works

Featured work.

Kidnap My Heart

Social data: 7.1M reads. 163K votes. 62.6K comments.

Description: Emma van der Bilt is clever, snarky, and spoiled rotten. William Knight is cocky, impatient, and slightly dimwitted. So how exactly did Will manage to kidnap Emma and her best friend twice and live to talk about it? *** “What the hell—” I screeche...

#34 in Humor

Other Works by TheFlamingPopsicle.
Better Than Revenge

Better Than Revenge

10.2M 197K 46.8K

Christian Ryder may be seen as a heartthrob by the majority of the world’s female population, but to Sop...

#44 in Humor


430 40 7

Just the inner workings of a girl who's screwed up but okay enough not to tell anyone about it.

Stuck Like Glue

Stuck Like Glue

82.8K 2K 499

Taylor Williamson is fun-loving, rich, and a self-proclaimed wimp. Eric Knight is sarcastic, penniless...

Talk Nerdy To Me [On Hold]

Talk Nerdy To Me [On Hold]

81.1K 1.8K 521

When new kid Ava Reynolds befriends Noah Shanks, she realizes he’s not exactly a Casanova. He has an unf...