Hello earthlings. Amigos. Muchachos.  Here's basically all you need to know about me.  

1. I'm a senior in high school.
2. I love shoes, especially sparkly ones and boots with useless buckles.
3. I love reading and writing and impulsively buying more books than I can read.
4. I get lost easily and can’t read directions.
5. I like to run when I can, and it's all fun and games until my bad sense of direction gets me lost in the ghetto for 10 miles.
6. I have way too many celebrity crushes.
7. I can’t cook.
8. I’m short.
9. I hate spiders.
10. I'm a Supernatural and 5SOS and Marvel fan-girl.
11. Television and movies are my life. Not even kidding.
12. I’m not a morning person. Wake me up early and die.
13. I'm Team Klaus all the way. Screw the rest of them.
14. I swear like a sailor.

*I don't give out soft copies so please don't ask for them, and please don't spam my board. I don't have time for reading requests.

Finished Works:
- Wicked Game (the writings of a 12 year old-- approach with caution)
- Twisted Game (still the writings of a 12 year old-- continue to approach with caution)
- They Say Love Hides Behind Every Corner. I Must Be Walking in Circles! (2011 Watty Awards Finalist in the Humor category)
- Better Than Revenge
- Kidnap My Heart

Ongoing Works:
- Stuck Like Glue

Works on Hold: (for now! Bear with me!)
- Talk Nerdy To Me
- Idiot For Hire

Works on Hold: (indefinitely halted)
- Cute But Psycho. Things Even Out!
- Heartbroken Heartbreakers


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