Well... I'm 5'9... ya...

My background is my best friend since '02! @iiCUTE check out her stuff! She's crazy, beautiful, funny, and just a fucking AMAZING person! Love you Dee! Mess with her and your fucking face is going to set on fire.

@IcanthelpluvinU96 is my Extra Special Sexy Sweetcheeks. Mess with her your face is going to be fucking set on fire too.

Well my bitches! I just need to tell you something. Six things actually:

1. I fucking cuss. Like a lot. Don't get offended if I call you my bitch or mother fucker cause it just means I fucking love you!

2. I can be sensative sometimes. But that shit could walk away at any God damn time. :)

3. My grammer fucking sucks. Don't complain if something shitty is out of line. You'll just have to stop being little whores, grow a pair and shut the hell up.

4. If you message me any question, no matter how fucking rude, stupid, sexual, smart, or embarrassing it is, I will answer it honestly. I'm not no fucking liar. Just PM me and I'll answer.

5. I only continue to write my shit if you vote, fan, and comment. I'm not gonna waste my fucking time writing when nobodys even going to fucking read it.

6. Im a huge flirt. Dont get all fucking offended and flip your shit cause it just comes naturally. ;)

█ 10% Good cook
██ 20% Jerk
███ 30% Lover Boy
████ 40% Dancer
█████ 50% Pain In The Ass
██████ 60% WUB WUB WUB WUB
███████70% Poet
████████80% Flirt
█████████ 90% Babe magnet
██████████ 100% SSSEEEEXXXYYY!

Hey! At least Im honest babe!



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Thanks for reading my profile bitches! Peace!
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