I’m Alex

"Human. Don't ya know how to greet a new pal?" - Sans the Skeleton. To Frisk.

"I'm 20 years old. I did not shock my 13 year old self to let you keep calling me a child." - Me. To this moron on ao3. 

"If someone stole my sweet roll, you'd be dragging me to prison for murder, not ASKING if someone stole my sweet roll." - Still me. To a Riftan Guard

"I don't fetch the mead, but I do get paid to do your mom." - yup, still me. To a Windhelm Guard

"I'm a dictionary with two arms, two legs and a heart of stone. My very nature is not only unforgiving but thrives on making you feel stupid." - Carina (from my story Try Me on ao3) (username for ao3 is MiraculousCheshireCat)


IM OFFICIALLY AMERICANLY LEGAL!!!! No AMERICANLY is not a word but I made it a word so deal with it. 21 pals!!! I'm 21!!! 

I like to write, read, and Beta fanfiction. Not very good talking to people much anymore and I've come to the realization that I stay in any fandom I've been in I just fall away for a bit before coming back. 
And before you ask, no. I don't have a will to do anything. If I get the motivation, then I'll do it. If not, suffer at the cliffhangers.

Current obsessions include: 

Undertale
Skyrim
TVD (The Vampire Diaries)
HP (Harry Potter)
PJO (Percy Jackson and the Olympians)
HOO (Hero's of Olympus)
Resident Evil mostly the games (this has taken my life by storm and now every thought revolves around Leon)