~ Ice-cream is exquisite. What a pity it isn't illegal.

~ I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food.

~ You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.

~ Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.

~ After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations.

~ We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.

~ Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food.

~ What I say is that, if a man really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow.

~ Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

~ You are what what you eat eats.

~ The main facts in human life are five: birth, food, sleep, love and death.

~ I hate people who are not serious about meals. It is so shallow of them.

~ Don't let love interfere with your appetite.
It never does with mine.

~ My favorite animal is steak.
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