My name is: Waffle
My number is: Waffle
My sign is: Waffle
You need to let it go, Leggo my Eggo,
W-A---F-F-L-E
Alright men, listen up,
If you want soma this syrup,
You can lick your lips, but you gotta be ripped, or all I'm gonna say is:
My name is: Waffle
My number is: Waffle
My sign is: Waffle
You need to let it go, Leggo my Eggo,
W-A---F-F-L-E
Thank you in advance,
But you ain't gotta chance,
I was made just to del-ic-iously,
If I wanna man, then Ima getta man,
But he's gotta jam to my jelly,
I was chillin inna fridge, before you came along,
Don't want you to take this personal,
Blah, blah, blah, I be like.
W-A---F-F-L-E
Say I'm beautiful, so original,
Tryin to butter up my b-is-cuit,
But a ain't a biscuit, Ima Waffle,
W-A---F-F-L-E
Gender: Female
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  • JoinedJuly 17, 2015



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yeah so I'm not active here anymore, sorry! If you're looking for me, I now am a Webtoon Canvas Creator of two different Webtoons. Feel free to check them out!https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/s...
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