~Just a really salty bitch~

You might be here because:
You want to read my books? Yes bitch you do.
You know me in real life (very unlikely)
You like me (even more unlikely)
(I'm not gonna be one of those people like "You're here because of my comments" but if you are hi bitch)
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I'm an actual mermaid and don'T FUCKING TELL Me otherwise 🌊
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I love to read, write, draw, and just...yeeeeeaaahhh.
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LOVE mermaids! ♥️♥️♥️♥️
LOVE Harry Potter! ⚡️🔺🏰
LOVE Twilight! 🍎🌸🎀🗿
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🐍IM A SLYTHERIN HISS HISS MUTHAFUCKAS 🐍
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My mind 24/7:

"THE DEEEAAAAATH OF A BAAAAACHOOOORR"

Harry Potter/ book theories

PARADOXES

"I WANNA DIE"

"I'M A FUCKING WITCH WITH POWERS"
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My favorite books are:

🌀Vampire/Werewolf novels
🌀Satirical comedies
🌀Strong female characters
🌀Romance (if it's GOOD)
🌀Fantasy

If you are:

🌀Sarcastic
🌀Salty
🌀A book lover
🌀A writer
🌀*Hair flip* FABULOUS

Then you can be my friend. If not, byyeeeee bitch
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I'm a lesbian. If you're homophobic HAHAHA leave bitch.
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As previously stated ⬆️ I'm a bitch. So bitch don't get offended if I call you a bitch, ok bitch?

I'm also *hair flip* a motherfucking queen. 👑👑
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The perfect emoji is 🙃

It's like a finely caramelized soufflé. It communicates a perfect blend of many emotions.

It communicates sarcasm, bitch.

But I've taken a liking to 🤷‍♀️ and I use it often
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U DON'T LIKE ME? Ahaha that's ok, the hitman's on his way 😊

Bitch unfollow me right after I follow you and you will regret ever stepping into my kingdom because the hitman's on your ass too
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Enjoy the salty trash coming from my salty ass👌🏻👋🏻
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If you've made it this far, great. Would you like the hand-delivered medal now or in 2 days?
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  • JoinedApril 28, 2016


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HOLY SHÍT SOO I came back to Wattpad after being off of it since July...well fùck. I had over 450 notifications. Aaaand I missed lots of chapters of my favorite books.Oh well ✌. I'm back now bítches...
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