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To Idiots(Aka Bullies):

That girl you called Fat?
She is starving herself.
That boy you made fun of for crying?
His Parents died.
That boy you called dumb?
He's has dyslexia.
That Scarred man you called ugly?
He's risking his own life defending our country.
That woman you said talks like "Trash?"
She lost her voice entirely.
That girl you said looks like she's been run over by a car?
She's living under a bridge.

(I know 97% of you won't, but I know the 3% of you will repeat what i put there.)


Hello. I am the creator of the series, Я E A L M $."
Im a random doofus who likes nintendo, tv shows, Discord, to troll, Zelda games, SEGA, And others like splatoon and Creepypasta and and DeltaRune and carp. My Personality is Just very...Serious, playful, and cute at the same time. I am Thou, Thou Art I, The one who speaks in old.
Thanketh thou for thy time... And Now...

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