I'm Spencer Bark-supervillain, devourer of ice cream and pizza, and BFF to @CorvusPitch. Go pester him to write my book, and tell him the coolest guy in the universe sent you.
Outside of my supervillain work, I make ice sculptures out of obnoxious people, annoy authors, listen to music, and chill in my awesome contradictory hot tub. I'm also technically a bastard, but we don't talk about that. I prefer not to use lethal force, because you can't really mock people if they're dead.
Frosty out.
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