"Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence."
- Martin Rees

• american
• physics/astronomy major (10 points if you understood the username WITHOUT googling)
• we don't need fifty states, we can have forty and get rid of the ones where only six people live (looking at you, Wyoming)
• lover of dumb jokes and memes from hell
• frequent abuser of the caps lock button
• once shoved a hotdog down my pants so I didn't have to eat it


• None at the moment

• Boys Go To Jupiter
• How To Get To Here
• Something Evil Lurks This Way
• Philosopher's Guide to Understanding The Universe

FAVORITE TRIBUTES of my dru-AG addiction (what??):

• American Elm
• Carter Cayse
• Candor Rouse
• Joy Jameson
• Lincoln Gardner

While you're here, check out my friends who are awesome storytellers:

@-Raven- - also my girlfriend. She's a YouTuber, definitely check her out!
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  • JoinedDecember 29, 2013

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Shoemaker-Levy9 Shoemaker-Levy9 Jul 16, 2020 01:00AM
Hey y’all, For those of you awaiting the Sunlit Seas results, I unfortunately must extend another 24-hours as I have no acceptable votes at this time. If some of you could please vote, I’d greatly a...
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