⚡Always the first Card Czar in Cards Against Humanity

⚡Homo aviator

⚡She-Hulk

⚡Also known as the Jedi Master Bullshit. (;

⚡Claims no false love.

⚡Jumped off a cliff once and epically failed. Lmao.

⚡Jump now, fear later attitude.

✝Jesus Christ is my Savior✝

⚡No one's puppet​. I refuse to continue playing my part.

⚡Partially deaf in one ear - doesn't appreciate anyone raising their voice at her

⚡Prefers referring to herself in 3rd person because she's out of this world.

⚡Loves a good pun.⬆ Hah!

⚡But only assholes refer to themselves in 3rd person. (;

⚡Can survive on apple juice alone - if I got marooned on an island, I wouldn't mind eating coconuts forever though.

⚡Just because I'm upset there was an even number of facts above. ⬆ I like odd numbers.

🍕POSSIBLE REASONS SHE GOES TO JAIL🍕

B&E, Theft, Arson, Kidnapping and vehicular manslaughter (Don't fuck with me.) And maybe assaulting an officer. Vandalism too.

🍟MAIN GOAL IN LIFE🍟

Bitch slap someone so hard I rupture their eardrum...

But Mama says violence isn't the answer, so maybe just perfect my bitch face so people will avoid talking to me. 😇
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Started off the year right by stepping on my sister's dog's puddle of pee by the strike of midnight. BUT WHAT DOG PISSES ON TOP OF THE FRICKIN COUCH? lol And now I'm currently hiding in a corner whil...
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