"You're Mr. Thick, Thick Thickity-Thickface from Thicktown, Thickania. And so is your dad." ~The 10th Doctor, The Girl in the Fireplace
"My shiny bald head is my secret." ~Random Biker, Pokémon Black (2)
"What's mine, is mine. What's yours, is also mine." ~Sagara Sanosuke, Rurouni Kenshin
Man in Black: "'Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.'" ~The Princess Bride
Vizzini: "'You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.'" ~The Princess Bride
"Hahaha! I just saved you from a life of ridicule!" ~America, Hetalia: Axis Powers



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SeaBlue449 SeaBlue449 May 01, 2017 01:16AM
Update: Wattpad hates me. Unable to update Book of Puns... I will put an end to it (as in no more puns *sad face*). So, here's the final pun (from a month ago!) "Please be quiet in the bowling alley...
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Book of Puns
Do you really need a description? ... ... ... Well, then. It's a book. Made up of puns. (Puns, puns galore!) ...
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