I'm a stand-up comedian and an author of fantasy and children's books. I was named after the family cat, and I like croissants a lot. Too much, perhaps.
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Find out about free books, and any new releases I put out before I'm dead:
GIVING AWAY MY FIRST BORN CHILD
Book one of my traditionally published Broken Well trilogy, Prophecy's Ruin, is now free at ebook retailers. Find links to your choice of vendor here:
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- JoinedMarch 27, 2015
Scharlotte Doesn't Matter and Goes Time Travelling Science Fiction
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Scharlotte is annoyed by her boring life, her dull job, and the stupid name her parents gave her when they couldn't decide between Scarlet and Charlotte. That's why, when he meets a handsome traveller from the dist...
Sam, Jake and Dylan Want Money: Episode One - Black Market Prawns Humor
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These are the adventures of Sam, Jake and Dylan, three degenerate losers who live on the 42nd floor of Hazy Towers, the worst apartment block in the known universe. They don't have jobs, or buy food, or ever pay a...