Love: Stephen King, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Clive Barker, Anne Rice, Christopher Moore, vampires, werewolves, scifi, comic-books, logic, good storytelling.  Once spent 3 Years collecting every Stephen King novel ever written and never stopped.  Same thing with Terry Pratchett.
Hate: stories that contradict themselves or just don't make any damn sense. Bad writing. One Direction.
Short Bio: I'm a bastard, but people think I'm funny. I make movies as my fulltime job and write lots of screenplays. Happy to be writing prose again.

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RodneyVSmith RodneyVSmith Jan 03, 2017 02:19AM
Added Chapter 12 to the rewrite for SO YOU MIGHT BE A VAMPIRE and got hit with the mature rating for the first time. I guess there were way too many mentions of various sex toys in the story for Watt...
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Stories by Rodney V. Smith
So You Used to Be Human by RodneyVSmith
So You Used to Be Human Humor
It's the week from Hell as Bob tries to save his ex-girlfriend Jaime from certain death... by turning her into a vampire. Needless to say, she doesn't quite agree with this plan and what follows is an epic journey...
So You Want to Kill a Vampire - ON HOLD by RodneyVSmith
So You Want to Kill a Vampire - ON HOLD Humor
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So You Might Be a Vampire - A WATTPAD FEATURED NOVEL by RodneyVSmith
So You Might Be a Vampire - A WATTPAD FEATURED NOVEL Humor
Nobody told Bob that when he became a vampire, he would still have to keep his day job at the pornshop. Foul-mouthed, sarcastically funny, Bob is completely new to the whole vampire life. His ex-girlfriend hates hi...
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