Love: Stephen King, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Clive Barker, Anne Rice, Christopher Moore, vampires, werewolves, scifi, comic-books, logic, good storytelling.  Once spent 3 Years collecting every Stephen King novel ever written and never stopped.  Same thing with Terry Pratchett.
Hate: stories that contradict themselves or just don't make any damn sense. Bad writing. One Direction.
Short Bio: I'm a bastard, but people think I'm funny. I make movies as my fulltime job and write lots of screenplays. Happy to be writing prose again.

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RodneyVSmith RodneyVSmith Feb 05, 2017 04:01PM
The rewrite on SO YOU MIGHT BE A VAMPIRE continues! If any of you are looking for new material, then trust me: the rewrite is definitely worth your time, especially after Chapter 1.  There's a lot mo...
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Stories by Rodney V. Smith
So You Might Be a Vampire - A WATTPAD FEATURED NOVEL by RodneyVSmith
So You Might Be a Vampire - A WATTPAD FEATURED NOVEL Humor
Nobody told Bob that when he became a vampire, he would still have to keep his day job at the pornshop. Foul-mouthed, sarcastically funny, Bob is completely new to the whole vampire life. His ex-girlfriend hates hi...
So You Used to Be Human by RodneyVSmith
So You Used to Be Human Humor
It's the week from Hell as Bob tries to save his ex-girlfriend Jaime from certain death... by turning her into a vampire. Needless to say, she doesn't quite agree with this plan and what follows is an epic journey...
So You Want to Kill a Vampire - ON HOLD by RodneyVSmith
So You Want to Kill a Vampire - ON HOLD Humor
Book 3 of Chasing the Sun Series Beatrice and new vampire (and Bob's ex-girlfrend) Jaime as leaving a path of destrution as they head south to Texas. Bob, Claude and Sammy and their band of misfits are in hot purs...
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