RlMathewson

A excerpt from the 2016 R.L. Mathewson Chronicle Collection https://www.wattpad.com/story/97111494

hellzb

Hi,
          Just wanted to say I love your books, each one is very witty and clever with lots of laugh out loud moments, leading to many funny looks. But I have enjoyed every minute reading them from ibooks. Keep writing, you seriously have a talent to draw people into the book with you. I look forward to the next.
          Kind regards Helen.

hellzb

@hellzb hahaha no way not the chocolate!! Totally worth the weird looks! My husband just shakes his head now saying "That's just sad." Which makes me laugh harder to be honest. Definitely top five author!
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RlMathewson

@hellzb Thank you very much, Helen :) I'm glad that you enjoy them :) I'm sorry about the weird looks :( I'll punish myself by taking away my chocolate :(
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RlMathewson

An Excerpt from Furious, the first Anger Management novel has been posted at my website, www.Rlmathewson.com under "Chronicle"
          
          Tried to post here, but there's a character limit. Going to figure this site out one day, damn it!

RlMathewson

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New Excerpt from Fire & Brimstone...
          
          Highly Inappropriate! 
          
           “A little to the right.”
          
                      Please, someone fucking kill him now!
          
                      “No…yes, oh, God, right there!’ the woman that was determined to drive him out of his fucking mind said as he settled her in the middle of his bed.
          
                      Completely. Naked.
          
                      “Oh, wait. Can you shift me a little more to the right?” she asked, sounding completely innocent, but there was no way in hell that she didn’t know the effect that she was having on him.
          
                      Licking his lips, he tried to make his hands stop trembling, but he couldn’t get his mind off how good it felt to touch her. He tried to keep his eyes trained on the spot between her shoulders, but every time he had to touch her, he lost control and allowed his eyes to devour every fucking inch of her.
          
                      His only saving grace was that she was lying on her stomach otherwise he probably would have been reduced to a slobbering moron by now. It had only been two weeks since they’d had sex, but it felt like fucking decades. Sex had never ruled his life before, but since the moment that he’d touched her that’s all he could think about.
          
                      He thought about how good it was to hear her moan his name, how it felt when he slid inside, so fucking wet and tight, and the way she licked her lips as he fucked her. That’s when he thought about when he should be going over timecards, making schedules or talking to venders. It was seriously fucking with his head.
          
          © Rerum Industries, Inc. 2016 All Rights Reserved.

RlMathewson

Sneak Peek Wednesday!
          
          From Fire & Brimstone....
          
                      “How did you get in here?” she asked, although she had several questions, she decided to ask the only one that mattered at the moment.
          
                      “You left the door unlocked,” he said as she felt the bed dip next to her, which of course led to her next question.
          
                      “Tell me that you didn’t just climb into bed with me,” she said, praying that she was mistaken.
          
                      “Fine. I wont,” he said, but she knew that the large son of a bitch had done exactly that.
          
          © Rerum Industries, Inc. 2016. All Rights Reserved.

RlMathewson

What do you want to see in the next Neighbor from Hell novel?

BreannaBarrett9

@RlMathewson You're very welcome. I look forward to reading what you put out next! And I love the teasers on Wednesdays!
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RlMathewson

@BreannaBarrett9  Lol, I guess I'll focus on continuing that trend :) Thank you, Breanna :)
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BreannaBarrett9

@RlMathewson I'm sitting here trying to come up with a great response to this question. After reading every book in the series to date, I can honestly say that I can't think of anything the books don't already have. My favorite things about these books are that they will make me burst out laughing and gasp out of nowhere in public! 
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RlMathewson

Gotta write the next installment for the Baking 101 Chronicle, but first....A nap!