I'm B. Hope you enjoy.



So my friends did this and I felt really guilty for not doing so, so yeah. Here are some people you should check out.

@decorum_ (that's CJ, bitches!)

@peacelover001 (come back Tara!)

@Doggies4ever (Miss ya so much, Zebby!)

@Mariacamming (I know, her username kinda sounds like 'Maria cumming' ...)

@ivoteforapple (the one and only)

@Dolphins202 (Madeeeeeehh's fucking awesome)
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