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Much of the life of Professor Odysseus Maladorus, BS, MS, PhD, is shrouded in mystery and cannot be confirmed, including his whereabouts and whether he is still alive, deceased, or just horribly lost. However, certain verifiable particulars do exist. These, then, are those known facts.
Prof. Odysseus Malodorus was (or still is) the CEO of Team Malodorus, LLC. He received his BS from the University of Excrescence, with a major in Stench Studies. He was granted a Master of Science at the University of St. Succubus in the Study of Putrification with a master’s thesis on “The Half-Life of Fetid Armpits among Brazilian Soccer Players in the World Cup in 1974.” He received his PhD in Gastro-Enterological Studies from the College of Liberal Secretions with a dissertation entitled, “Cesspools, Compost, and Me: How I turned a Swamp of Fecal Matter into One of America’s Favorite Vacation Spots and Snack Meats.”
He is the author of the articles, “Ten Ways To Dress Up Your Lower GI Tract,” “How to Be a Good Host to Many Friendly Parasites,” and of course, his Pulitzer Prize-winning article from The American Journal of Bodily Discharges entitled, “How to Keep Toe Jam And Earwax out of the Hands of Angry Terrorists Who May Use It for Plastique Explosives.” But of course, he is probably best known for being the author of The New York Times best-seller, 101 Ways to Make Flatulence Work for You.
He was a member of the National Phlegm-Lovers Society, and his athletic supporter was a third place winner in the Jock Itch of the Year Competition. In addition, he has received a Fellowship from the Mucous Society of America and, of course, for seven years in a row, he received the Golden Sphincter for having the most active rectum in America.
Stay malodorous and truly grotesque!
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- JoinedJanuary 11, 2013