Hilo. My name is Melisa. Pronounced Mel-Lisa. 
Cis/Feminist/Pronoun: She
I'm into guys, but I can definitely appreciate the ladies.
I am a novelist who has yet to finish a novel.
Current obsession: Tom Hiddleston.
  • Location:
    Tom Hiddleston's arms
  • Joined:
    4 years ago

Reading Lists

18 Published Works

Featured work.

Imprinted At First Sight - A Jacob Black FanFiction

Social data: 401 reads. 20 votes. 8 comments.

Description: Lacey Bennett is sent to live with Charlie Swan, the Police Chief of Forks, because she was put in the FBI's Witness Protection Program. She hates vampires because she knows they killed her parents. What will happen when she opens the door to Jacob...

Other Works by PotatoingTheCouch.
Blast to the Past

Blast to the Past

124 7 3

The title is a work in progress. Anyways, a 21st century girl suddenly wakes up in Victorian England and...

Dawn - Twilight Revamped

Dawn - Twilight Revamped

65 1 2

This is my retelling of a story that, while I do love and hold close to my heart, I have realized could...

My Love for Tom Riddle

My Love for Tom Riddle

33.3K 548 42

The story of Lord Voldemort and the only girl he ever loved. How she left his life, hating him, and what...

Strawberry Crème - Watty Awards 2012

Strawberry Crème - Watty Awards 2012

74 4 6

A breakup.