My most popular book is Bad fanfics with over 6k reads! *SHAMELESS SELF ADVERTISING!*
I can promise you one thing, my books are great. Read them. Or maybe I'm just full of shit.
The greatest movie of all time is The Swiss Army Man and nobody can god damn argue with me on this one. It's on Netflix right now, go watch it.
The greatest author of all time is Stephen King. Hands down he writes the best shit.
I don't write fan fictions anymore because I'm really bad at it, and I've never written a lemon. Ever. Because yknow jebus and shit. I wouldn't wanna betray him.
Some life advice...
Don't use XD unironically.
Refrain from talking about politics.
Steer clear of minion memes at all costs.
Looks don't matter if you're already trash.
Don't fall and die.
- In a constant state of confusion.
- JoinedJanuary 28, 2017