Things I say/do a lot:
*UPDATE* I now have 6 Children
"Why y'all touching my stuff?!"
"I am the proud mother of 3 kids and grandmother of 2 other kids.... I disowned one grandchild."
"F*ckity."
"Why am I always the innocent bystander?!"
"Aaaaah stop being disobedient children!"
"Stop fighting each other children!"
*Smacks Child's head with water bottle*
"Discipline."
"SCREEEECH."
"COMPARE MY HEIGHT TO THE 6TH GRADERS AGAIN AND ILL PUNCH YOUR FACE IN!"
"I honestly have no idea what you just said."
"NOBODY LOVES ME."
"F*ck off [Persons name]."
*Incoherent muttering*
*Rolls up sleeves*
"NOBODY F*CKS WITH MY CHILD!"
"Screw you."
*Aggressively yells*
"Yo why you gotta make it a white thing?"
"Yo why you gotta make it a black thing?"
"Yo why you gotta make it a thing at all?"
*Me learning about American history*
"ALEXANDER HAMILTON."
"Where. The. F*ck. Is. He."
"Booooooooo WE WANT HAMILTON!"
*Holds up constitution*
"I have My American bible."
*Holds up constitution in someone's face*
May Thomas Jesus-son compel you
"DONT F*CK WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF THE AMERICAN BIBLE ON MY SIDE! HUUUYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
*Chucks constitution at somebody*
*Eats pages of the constitution*
"F*ck you all for I am the most holy."
"GET BACK HERE WITH MY STUFFFF!!!"
"I bought this book only for the sticker."
"DAUGHTER WHERE ARE YOU?!"
"HAVE YOU SEEN MY DAUGHTER? NO NOT HER THE OTHER ONE!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"I'll eat this piece of tape for a dollar."
"I bet [Insert teacher's name] has a flask under their desk."
"I made an teacher admit that she thought we were dumb."
"I wanna go home."
"Im about to finesse these pringles."
"SEE YA B*TCH!"
"Violence is not the answer."
*Continues beating somebody with a stick*
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEeeeee!!!!!*Cough cough*Too early in the morning to screech :p
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