I was born in the early eighties, and I grew up wearing colorful lycra turtlenecks - 'til the day grunge (it's music) saved me.

Like many, I was bullied in high school, so, like many, I started drinking and vandalizing innocent mailboxes.

Luckily, I eventually made some friends. With them, I kept drinking but found less violent hobbies (jigsaw puzzles, going to the zoo, and so on).

But I always liked to write. At first, I wrote in French. Later, I still wrote in French, but better. Now, I'm giving it a shot in another language, because I've always liked challenges (once, I stopped eating baguettes for a whole week!).

I'm writing about pirates, because my story about a kid finding out he was a wizard was stolen before I even started it.
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