~ "Have the courage to exist"
~"Choke on rice, slip in the shower"
~"This isn't funny, Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!"
~ "Miss Kisha? Miss Kisha! Oh my fucking god, she fucking dead"
~ "Stop stop stop, you're saying it wrong"
~ "I might be a crappy boyfriend, but I'm a damn good babysitter"
~ "Captain Cabinets trapped in cabinets, can he get out? Will he get out? Course he will!"
- JoinedJune 13, 2012