Is it 'hi' or 'hey'?
My name is ironic, and I'm from Zamibia, a wonderful place known in Calum's mind.
I'd like to think that I write well and have some really original ideas...
So... Is this, like, it? Can I leave? Oh, no? I have to say those special words?
I lava you, so, I'll be the ice-burg, and you can go down on my stories, if that makes any sense...
So, uhhh, read my stories.
I'll take to you a tropical island and feed you secrets.
(P.S. I also have a lip-ring, and I'm not afraid to use it!)
- JoinedJune 16, 2014