Fuck ya chicken strips
I sure hope it does
More like hurricane tortilla
Fre shava ca do
I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me
Oh my fucking god she fucking dead
What the fuck is up Kyle
I have hemroids
PATRICIA
wow
And they were roommates
Is that a chicken
Look at all those chickens
I have the power of god and anime on my side
You are insulting a future army officer
A potato flew around my room
It's ya boi skinny penis
You know ya boi got his free taco
I don't have enough for chicken nuggets
Is that a weed
Is that a police
ADAM
Fuck I can't believe you've done this
You spilled lipstick in my Valentino white bag
I'm washing me in my clothes
And read her bible
Duke do you want the ball
That's what good pussy sounds like
Why be mad when you can be glade
All you gotta do is, walk awaAaAaAay
You don't know what's good for me
I have crippling depression
Two bros chilling in a hot tub
I thought you were American
America explain
An avocado thanks
What's worse than a rapist
Dada? Do I look like dada?
Even tho I look like a burnt chicken nugget
What's better than pussy? A really good book
This bitch empty yeet
What's up fuckers...why are you on my phone?
Snakeh snake
I have osteoporosis
It's friggin bats, I love Halloween
Is that allowed? ..stop it
If you fucking touch me again I'll rip your face off
I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read
You almost made me drop my croissant
How many calories is your pussy, Michelle?
Country boi I love yoooou
I wanna be a cowboi, baby
Wait a minute Mr postman ..eeeh







And this, peeps and gentlepeeps, is where I a volunteer from the audience to come up here and run me over with a big green truck. MAKE SURE TO HIT AND NOT MISS








never mind change of plans, just kashoot me in the toe
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Updated the book, sorry it's not as great as the other ones...I'm running out of facts
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