Hei to all the random strangers who are reading this, I really don't like you, but that's because you're strangers. Talk to me and maybe I'll like you... just a little bit *shrugs*
NOW IF YOU ARE A VAMPIRE, don't bother talking to me because your teeth creep me out... I'm cool with telepathy though
If you're from Romania (any part of it), then you're screwed because I will now make your immortality an even greater hell than it already is *smiles innocently*
If you're from Denmark, Sweden, Finland, or Iceland, than you are family... you are allowed to talk to me, make eye contact with me, touch me (not in THAT kinda way), kiss me (really, that's only for Den and my little sister), and make crude jokes about Norwegians...
All the rest of you.......... well, I don't know but if I don't like you then I just don't like you... you'd have to be the biggest ass-kisser in the world to get me to talk to you... but even then, I'll might say something lewd about your mom *sighs* Eh...
Now for all you fanboys & girls...

Physical Contact= 20$
Eye Contact= 40$
Verbal Communication= 60$
Cooperation= 120$
I am KimJungHwa
or Christian (for the people who don't like how long the Korean names can be)
but just call me Kahn, or Kim... or even Chris, I really don't mind, but nothing offensive... like seriously
Anyoung ha sae oh.
((BTW! I make covers for anyone who needs or wants one, just PM me, I'll give you my email, send me the pictures you want, your user, and the title of your story. Just FYI))
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