I'm not straight because that's gay.

Wow I'm surprised you even came here, what are you doing here. If you haven't left by now I advise you too.

I've changed my Wattpad so many times, if I had a dime for everytime I changed it I'd have enough money to actually buy food for my family-

I write books.
( of course you knew that-
Unless you didn't..
Now you know. )

I cuss a lot, but who doesn't.

Our lord and savior Jesus Christ please save me from the shit I put myself into.

Okay ngl,
Kakashi hot tho like, fuck that spy from the land of keys.

Is it too late to mention I can blow spit bubbles and suck them through my nostrils.

Holy shit my hemorrhoids are raging,
Yes I have them
I felt like you should know that.

( They feel my emotions )
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Yikes what is dedication
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