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° I am now putting my stories back up, as they have become sexy men and are something I would bang. Prepare for a menage-du-bibliophile orgy, my children.

° My update schedule is as follows:

¬ Ripper - Wednesdays
¬ Self - Fridays
¬ Special Projects and Other Shtuff - Every other day

° I offer professional ghostwriting services. Yes, I'll be clothed. Why did I specify that? Nobody knows. Feel free to PM me for more info.

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Biography? Pft. You mean the place where I attempt to sound like a fancy-pants so people'll like me more. How shallow. How undignified. How - What's that? I'm already doing it? Oh well!

Let us do this!..
... EMoJI (っ●-̶●)っ ,︵‿ S̲t̲yl̲e̲

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« I am a panda
( ̄(エ) ̄)ノ Sup, fam?

« Crazy. I write it out. Pop it with a pen and let the bloody, gooey viscera burst and stain your screens and pages.
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« Multilingual (Afrikaans; English; Dutch; Flemish - a tiny bit of German)
ʕ•͕͡•ʔ ʕ•̫͡•ʔ ʕ•͚͡•ʔ ʕ•͚͡•ʔ ʕ•͚͡•ʔ

« Strangely obsessed with both the Dark Fantasy and Horror genre. My soul is bleak.
(;'༎ຶД༎ຶ')

« Vegan. Not to gloat, but my peanut-butter pie is sublime... ACCEPT THAT IT IS SUBLIME OR YOU WILL SUFFER THE FATE OF HELL!
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« So gay. Tell me it's a sin and I'll flip you, kay?
(ノ °益°)ノ 彡 (\ .o.)\ *flips homophobe*

« Antitheist... please, PLEASE GOD get it away from me. What's that? There is no God(s)? Whoops.
(⊙.⊙(☉_☉)⊙.⊙)

« I struggle to reply to messages.
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.../ I *I'm also fancy*

« I DO take reading requests. But I am picky and will likely make an excuse. Here is an apologetic kiss in advance.
(ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc) *Kisses for you*

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