ᴛʜɪɴɢs ᴏғ ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ
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° I have taken down my stories, as they are not something I would bang. When they've become sexy men, I shall share them again in a weird menage-du-bibliophile orgy.

° Clearly, I'm on a writing hiatus. I still want to keep up with Wattpad, though, so I'll parade naked through the digital streets as a reader/critic/editor.

° Speaking of, I offer professional critiquing, ghostwriting, and editing services. Yes, I'll be clothed. Feel free to PM me for more info.


Biography? Pft. You mean the place where I attempt to sound like a fancy-pants so people'll like me more. How shallow. How undignified. How - What's that? I'm already doing it? Oh well!

Let us do this!..
... EMoJI (っ●-̶●)っ ,︵‿ S̲t̲yl̲e̲


« I am a panda
( ̄(エ) ̄)ノ Sup, fam?

« Crazy. I write it out. Pop it with a pen and let the bloody, gooey viscera burst and stain your screens and pages.

« Multilingual (Afrikaans; English; Dutch; Flemish - a tiny bit of German)
ʕ•͕͡•ʔ ʕ•̫͡•ʔ ʕ•͚͡•ʔ ʕ•͚͡•ʔ ʕ•͚͡•ʔ

« Strangely obsessed with both the Dark Fantasy and Horror genre. My soul is bleak.

« Vegan. Not to gloat, but my peanut-butter pie is sublime... ACCEPT THAT IT IS SUBLIME OR YOU WILL SUFFER THE FATE OF HELL!
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« So gay. Tell me it's a sin and I'll flip you, kay?
(ノ °益°)ノ 彡 (\ .o.)\ *flips homophobe*

« Antitheist... please, PLEASE GOD get it away from me. What's that? There is no God(s)? Whoops.

« I struggle to reply to messages.
( つ﹏╰)

.../ I *I'm also fancy*

« I do take reading requests. But I am picky and will likely make an excuse. Here is an apologetic kiss in advance.
(ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc) *Kisses for you*



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Nikolai_Watson Nikolai_Watson Dec 07, 2017 01:23PM
Ayyyyyyyy, Wattpad Offspring!Because I don't have a lot of internet (or time) I'm no longer taking free reviews. At least, not at the moment.Also note that my Wattpad is inactive because I've disco...
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