ᴛʜɪɴɢs ᴏғ ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴄᴇ
° I am now - once again - putting my stories back up, as they have become sexy men and are something I would bang. Prepare for a menage-du-bibliophile orgy, my children.
° My update schedule is as follows:
¬ Ripper - Mondays + Fridays
¬ Self - Wednesdays + Saturdays
¬ Special Projects and Other Shtuff - Every other day
Biography? Pft. You mean the place where I attempt to sound like a fancy-pants so people'll like me more. How shallow. How undignified. How - What's that? I'm already doing it? Oh well!
Let us do this!..
... EMoJI (っ●-̶●)っ ,︵‿ S̲t̲yl̲e̲
« I am a panda
(￣(ｴ)￣)ﾉ Sup, fam?
« Crazy. But it makes writing... more interesting.
« Semi-Multilingual (Afrikaans; English; Dutch; Flemish - a tiny bit of German)
ʕ•͕͡•ʔ ʕ•̫͡•ʔ ʕ•͚͡•ʔ ʕ•͚͡•ʔ ʕ•͚͡•ʔ
« Strangely obsessed with both the Dark Fantasy and Horror genre. My soul is bleak.
« Vegan. Not to gloat, but my peanut-butter pie is sublime... ACCEPT THAT IT IS SUBLIME OR YOU WILL SUFFER THE FATE OF HELL!
« So gay. Tell me it's a sin and I'll flip you, kay?
(ノ °益°)ノ 彡 (\ .o.)\ *flips homophobe*
« Antitheist... please, PLEASE GOD get it away from me. What's that? There is no God(s)? Whoops.
« I struggle to reply to messages. Ya'll can blame the crazy.
.../ I *I'm also fancy*
« I DO take reading requests. But I am picky and will likely make an excuse. Here is an apologetic kiss in advance.
(ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc) *Kisses for you*
League of Legends:
TheChildOfMother (EUW-server ish my home. Join me for a game :D But for the love of God don't ask me to adc because then we'll all die.)
- ┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬ *behind you*
- JoinedDecember 26, 2015