Biography? Pft.

Let us do this!..
EMoJI (っ-̶●̃益●̶̃)っ ,︵‿ S̲t̲yl̲e̲

*inhales* Hɛʟʟօ aռɖ աɛʟċօʍɛ, ɖɛaʀɛst Wattքaɖɖɛʀ, tօ ʍʏ ʟɨttʟɛ ċօʀռɛʀ օʄ tɦɛ ɨռtɛʀռɛt! (It is mine. Fight me. (ง︡'-'︠)ง )

...I guess this is where I tell you about myself...oh boy.
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ *flips table*


« I am a panda
( ̄(エ) ̄)ノ Sup, fam?

« Avid writer and reader.

« Bilingual! (Afrikaans; English)

« My favourite authors are @Lani_Lenore , Stephen King, Edgar Allen Poe and Neil Gaiman.
( ° ა°)~ð
(/❛o❛\) (/❛o❛\) (/❛o❛\) (/❛o❛\) *marries them all*

« Strangely obsessed with both the Dark Fantasy and Horror genre. My soul is bleak

« That is - in fact - me in the profile picture. Staring into the distance. Being very Photoshopped.

« At the moment, I'm writing a Dark Fantasy titled 'Self'

It's a story about an oddball girl who is dragged into the titular world, Self, only to find it much worse than her already-horrid reality.

« Vegan. You should be too!
ޏ₍ ὸ.ό₎ރ

« Humanitarian.
(,,๏ ⋏ ๏,,)

« Queer. Tell me it's a sin and I'll flip you, kay?
(ノ °益°)ノ 彡 (\ .o.)\ *flips homophobe*

«, yeah.

« Prone to forgetting everything and floundering through life.
( つ﹏╰)

« *hiding behind you*

«Lover of emoticons...obviously.

.../ I *I'm also fancy*

« I despise shallow thinking. Whenever I catch myself being lazy with my thoughts I literally have an internal conflict
(⌐■_■)--︻╦╤─ \(˚▽˚'!)/

«My dreams? To crush the souls of my enemies and bask upon their corpses...Ah, dreams...they are enough to make you flip some people...but...must...resi -
/( .□.)\ ︵╰(゜益゜)╯︵ /(.□. /) *oopsy daisy there I go*

«As a reward for reading all that - feel free to ask me to read or critique the first chapter of your work! I'd love to be of service
(ɔˆ ³(ˆ⌣ˆc) *Don't be shy*


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  • JoinedDecember 26, 2015

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Nikolai_Watson Nikolai_Watson 14 hours ago
So, being picky as I am about poetry, I was pleasantly surprised when I stumbled upon this collection by @SpiralOfRealityIt's titled Feardrops; and it is absolutely beautiful.
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