My debut novel, Ripper, is now available on Amazon! Ripper is a story about a psychotic mortician that gets caught up in a string of murders that are not his own; and trust me, it's one doozy of a Horror.


Hɛʟʟօ aռɖ աɛʟċօʍɛ, ɖɛaʀɛst Wattքaɖɖɛʀ, tօ ʍʏ ʟɨttʟɛ ċօʀռɛʀ օʄ tɦɛ ɨռtɛʀռɛt. (≧∇≦)/

...I guess this is where I tell you about myself...oh boy.

Here's a list? Honestly it's the best you'll get because I'm an average Joe. ┐( ̄ヮ ̄)┌

«Avid (at times) writer and reader.

« Bilingual! (Afrikaans; English...and I want to learn French.) (⌒_⌒;)

«My favourite authors are @Lani_Lenore, Stephen King, Edgar Allen Poe and Neil Gaiman. 乂❤‿❤乂

«Strangely obsessed with both the Dark Fantasy and Gothic genre.( ̄へ ̄)

« At the moment, I'm writing a Dark Fantasy titled 'Self'.

It's a story about an oddball girl who is dragged into the titular world, Self, only to find it much worse than her already-horrid reality. Feel free to check it out here:

«Vegan. ˎ₍•ʚ•₎ˏ

«Humanitarian.(,,๏ ⋏ ๏,,)

«Lover of emoticons...obviously.

« I despise shallow thinking. Whenever I catch myself being lazy with my thoughts I literally have an internal conflict
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«My dreams? Well - besides world peace, and having a penguin as a pet - I would like to accomplish anything that has to do with writing...Ah, dreams! |°з°|

«As a reward for reading all that - feel free to ask me to read or critique the first chapter of your work! I'd love to be of service (ノ*゚ー゚)ノ

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