Dragon

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I am a person of great mystery.
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If someone calls you weird, they're complimenting you for your uniqueness.
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Dragons are real!!!!
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Scars are proof of your battles, whether they be with another person, thing or with yourself.
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Up in the sky where no one can see the unicorns roam free!
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When life gives you lemons you make pineapple juice.
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Cookies have feelings too, so eat them  quickly.
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Quick! There's a rat on your head!
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Steak = LIFE
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I speak fluent sarcasm.
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My brain just died.
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Knowledge is key to ruling the world!
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Somewhere in the world there's a goat in a tree!
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Ah! There's an alien in my house! Wait, that's just my brother.
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You can't ever win if you've never lost!
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Watermelons are just a melon filled with water, just like coconuts are nuts filled with cocoa.
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10 points to Gryffindor!
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What is life without food? Or technology?
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The sky is shedding!
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(I wrote this having gone almost 24 hours without sleep)