I like pie
Any music that is good
Dylan O'Brian(teen wolf)
Zack Galifianakis(The Hangover)
Nice people :)
butterflies (don't laugh)
people who hurt Innocent kids
People who are too HAPPY
people who steal my candy:(
1.I was just thinking how unfortunate it'd be to be a fat girl named Candy
2.I want to do another reality show. It’s based on The Mole. It’s about sexually transmitted diseases. It’s called “God, I Hope That’s a Mole.”
3. I’m writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It’s called: Stop Staring at Me!
4.What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
5.Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this
6.Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
7.Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it
8.Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired
9.Don't boo people! Be more specific! Like, "WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! I HATE THAT! I HATE IT!"
10.Reality shows are big now, Survivor , Temptation Island, The Mole. I want to make a show with three racist white people that live in the South Bronx. It will be called ...Cracker Hunt.--Zack Galifianakis
11.My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that was deaf. They were so good.--Zack Galifianakis
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