I am a hyper-intelligent orangutan. That doesn't mean I'm really smart or anything, it just means that I'm smarter than your average orangutan. I am Immortal. I like to watch TV, watch YouTube, play video games, read, read comics, wear hats, and do things in my spare time (if I had any spare time, that is!) I also have to constantly avoid the government, because if you are a hyper-intelligent orangutan you have to pay special taxes. (just to be clear, I am the only hyper-intelligent orangutan, so I'm not really sure why the special tax exists). Please read my stuff so I can get views. I like to get views, because views make me happy. Hello human who is reading this!
- Terra Prime, or as you humans know it, Planet Earth
- JoinedSeptember 20, 2016