Well, hello! 

I'm Isabelle, a snarky Brit and tiny Viking with an unfortunate tendency to spend too much time in my own little world.

I am a high-functioning introvert with a horrible sense of humour, and a penchant for the unusual.




🖤 @that_onefailure • Zoe
🖤 @-sadspice • Chloe
🖤 @ohholyfrerard • Etive
🖤 @worstxoxo • Kaitie


Talk to me! Feedback, ideas and suggestions are always welcome, or just message me for a chat if ya want to, I love it!
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  • JoinedJanuary 21, 2017

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MotherDelinquent MotherDelinquent Aug 31, 2018 08:49AM
@wattpad I don’t remember following half the people I follow, I don’t want to see their bloody message boards. I cannae see me own notifications x
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