"Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee." ~Stephanie Piro

Hi :) I'm Misha. I'm a 22-year-old girl who could probably read before she could walk. Here is some arbitrary and completely useless information about me:

I get emotionally attached to random inanimate objects, like coffee mugs.

I love gutsy funny people like Tom Lehrer, George Carlin, Bill Hicks, Eddie Izzard, and Lenny Bruce.

I suffer from Katsaridaphobia, which is just a fancy way of saying that I have a complete meltdown whenever a cockroach is near. What’s that you’re saying? “They’re harmless”? Pfft. That’s what they WANT you to think.

I'm a lifelong bibliophile, cinephile, and shameless geek.

I don't believe in censorship.

I'm currently studying for a Bachelors in Creative Writing, even though my true dream is to be obscenely rich and famous. I think I'm getting there.

Don't take me too seriously. I don't.

A few miscellaneous things I dig:
-Anything steampunk
-History (especially the bits of it that are just batshit insane)
-the Victorian era
-Vintage photographs
-Dr. Martens
-Old movies
-castles. Real ones. (Neuschwanstein in Bavaria is my favorite. Seriously. Google it. It's gorgeous.)
-Douglas Adams
-Proper animated Disney films
-Polar bears

I’m pretty much all over the place. Half of the time I have no idea what I'm doing.

If you read through all this useless information I commend you, and wish you fun, adventure, and really wild things. Embrace the ridiculous, spread the strange.

I have a blog. Go check it out if you feel like wasting a few minutes of your life: http://coffeeandstrange.blogspot.com/

Follow me on Twitter! When I'm famous you'll be glad you did it. Promise.

And take a tumble with me.

[All my work is copyrighted under the C, D & P Act 1988.]

*Artoria Gibbons on my background, tattoo attraction at carnival sideshows back in the day.
  • Location:
    The Shadow Gallery
  • Joined:
    5 years ago

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17 Published Works

Featured work.

Faking it

Social data: 1.8M reads. 36.5K votes. 5.4K comments.

Description: "If the world can’t handle the truth, give them a spectacular lie." Bitch. That’s what they called me at my old school. I disagree: I’m just brutally honest, that’s all. Some people don’t like honesty. Exhibit A: Matthew’s family. None of them wa...


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loooody posted a message to MishaHicks
Misha honey are okay ? I just finished reading "faking it" and realized the last update was 2 years ago! Am like what? Why ? It's amazing and I normally don't bother writing post messages this is my first time which is to show how much i love your piece of art of a book .. Dear you  are talented and if this book ever got published(hoping it will cuz that's how awesome it is )i would buy it with my eyes closed .. I don't regret reading this book ..I love you and am not saying this just so you can update no I mean it I love and I love your writing am a huge fan of yours .. I hope you're doing fine and healthy xoxo take care  
varshadivate posted a message to MishaHicks
mishaaaa.... whts wrong? is everything alright ?  I hope it is..... god bless u :-) take care of urself .... n please reply once so we would know u r fine
Dark_Overl0rd posted a message to MishaHicks
Hey, it has been a while since you last wrote and I'd just like to say that if you ever do feel like writing again, all of your loyal fans are waiting anxiously for your return. We will support you no matter what off course, but seriously girl you are an amazing author.
MinnyMax1 posted a message to MishaHicks
Why do people keep asking if misha is dead??? Her profile is still in use, she has just stopped writing. I'm not saying she may have gone through something and I'm really sorry if that is true. If you read this misha i hope you are ok and please speak to us. Tell us if you ever plan on finishing writing your books or not.... Thanks. Hope your ok :)