An idiot at the height of his powers. http://www.miltonmarmalade.uk
Reviews for 'A Mermaid in the Bath':
'You are quite mad' - @BettySwollocks
'This is one of my favourite stories on Wattpad! It's original, witty, and it really has a sense of its own style. I love how vividly it portrays Cornwall as well as all its colourful characters! Myfanwy is an absolute dear and adding her notes at the end of each chapter was a stoke of genius. Fantastic work!' - @ghostgem
'...like Roald Dahl for grownups' - @theattentivesoul
'Most of the time whilst reading 'A Mermaid In the Bath' I was numb but grinning like an idiot' - @ImagineBagginsDragon
'Enchanted already' - @dandydilettante
'What do you call a potpourri of humour, good prose, excellent story arc and relatable characters?
A Mermaid in the Bath.
This book manages to impart some morals which we could benefit from and all this without being preachy. I liked the crisp tone the story is written in. The chorus, the comic relief, the layered characters- well done. The story is paced properly and you deserve a pat on your back followed by a cup of camomile tea.' - @thewhistlingteapot
'You've woven such a charming, quirky and witty story while breathing highly intelligent themes, layers and nuances' - @takatsu
Milton Marmalade is my pen name. I'm not certain what my real name is but I suspect that both parts of it begin with M. I leave all that sort of thing to my secretary, Myfanwy. She keeps interrupting the inspired flow of my writing with cups of tea and descriptions of Welsh cooking. But at least she is very good at thinking up names for me that begin with M. Also she types up my manuscripts and sends them out to you, dear reader.
BAD BOY SYNDROME
If you are looking writers who don't write about falling in love with the bad boy, go to @JaxMacNamara 's collection of author self-reviews. If you want a silly story that _is_ about that, go to http://www.wattpad.com/37821526-silly-stories-the-girl-who-was-not-a-vampire
- Arcadia, England
- JoinedJune 4, 2013