Hello Wattpadians. I am Shrek. Nice to meet you all.

I love reading literally anything. I'll freaking read a product ingredients if bored enough.

You can PM me if you want to simply talk, I'm always bored and lonely and alone....

And most important of them all, don't look below it's against all rules

You are a rebel, I like you already.

Laziest ass

Anime otaku


"Dumb guys are my type"
"Because smart people won't even look twice"

An idiot person with the stupidest logic

Know a person who's tiny but strong?
(Always the shortest one in class)
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MidnightMaladies MidnightMaladies Mar 22, 2019 03:40PM
I'm sorry for not updating >﹏< I was kinda busy being stupid. I'll be updating a lot, I swear!!
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