If you were killed, I wouldn't be at your funeral for long ...
I would be in jail for stabbing the person who killed you to death, for sneaking into your funeral when I was supposed to be in Azkaban but dementors don't give a flying crap and for happily admitting that I indeed did kill the murder to the judge ... and maybe for joking around in court
We are true friends!
Send this to everyone you care about
Let's see how many people are willing to commit murder for you UWU
TiLL dEAtH Do Us APaRt! Ngl, even death couldn't
Once you read this letter, send it to 15 people
If you get 3 back you are loved and needed.
Nobody knows how important something is, until they lose it.
If you break this chain, it means you're PLotTiNG!
With love, send this to the 15 people.
Stay positive and healthy! ❤️♥️~
Covid 19 isn't a goddamn joke.
Stay home. Wear a mask. Be responsible.
This isn't just YOUR life, this is a lot of people's lives. So you have no right to act careless.
People are dying because of careless people and that's just not fair.
So please, take this seriously.
You are amazing and I love you, NOW WE SHALL SHOWER YOU WITH LOVE CAUSE YOU DESERVE IT, YOU PIECE OF WONDERFUL MORTAL-
Now you shall post it on your friends' wall because why not? Lol.
1-2 Holy shit people love you, tf-
3-4 Holy fucking shit, YOU ARE THAT AMAZING? WOAH, YOU DESERVE IT!!!
5-6 AYE AYE AYE, I give you a kith KITH KITH, you talented person
9+ Oh my god, you're the most beautiful person in this intergalactic universe field with stars that shine like you!