That guy who can't pick a single fandom to stick to.
  • NGL, I have no idea. Anybody got a map?
  • JoinedOctober 27, 2019


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Metalmankayden Metalmankayden May 15, 2025 04:09PM
Hoping to be back soon. We had a death in the family, we had tests, and we had ✨ I S S U E S ✨. I did kind of leave Shove It in a weird place, though, didn't I?-MMK
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Shove It by Metalmankayden
Shove It
"You're a feisty one, ain't ya?" "You wanna know what it feels like to shit out your teeth?&qu...
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The Writer's Handbook by Metalmankayden
The Writer's Handbook
I've been writing for over ten years at this point, and over that time, I've gathered my fair share of experi...
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S.M.A.S.H by Metalmankayden
S.M.A.S.H
So, you're the new guy at Smosh. It's an exciting job. Unfortunately, it comes with some cons... literally. A...
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