I almost never write anything and if I do its probably gay AF because same.
Anyway my name is Sam. I curse a lot tbh. Its a you problem if it bothers you.

I like cats
and tea
and soft stuff (stories, or blankets. Either is fine)
and pirates
and commas (alot actually and it really ticks me off when people don't use them at all or use them too much ajkldksfksn)
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  • JoinedDecember 13, 2014



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MementoMori_14 MementoMori_14 Feb 26, 2018 06:18AM
I love not talking to people for a year or two just to find out that they write really poorly written porn about abuse. I don't know how I didn't see this coming like they were one of those shit frie...
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