I guess I like writing fan fiction sometimes.
I just feel agony.
I didn't choose the cancer, the cancer chose me.
Bring me death or bring me death.
I will force my Pro-Meme agenda down your throat.
Lowkey Johnny Bravo
I am too straight for this world.
MY REACH IS GLOBAL
MY TOWER SECURE
MY CAUSE IS NOBLE
MY POWER IS PURE
My soul is Sagittarius, but my memes are Cancer.
You just sexually assaulted me.
THESE LINES OF LIGHTNING MEAN WE'RE NEVER ALONE
Jon Arbuckle is the sexiest man alive.
brb gotta kms
Would you like me to slit my wrists like a normie or drink Bleach like a memelord?
My one and only meme dealer.
*breaks into house using only a spork*
If you're Pro-Intelligence gtfo.
Hey there babe. I shot Harambe.
This is not what the world wanted or needed, but what it deserved.
Sergio is my lover.
Sergio is very funny.
Sergio is studious.
Sergio loves writing e-mails.
I have a small bump on the back of my head and according to phrenologists that means I have a strong talent in physical love. ;)
Note to self- read Walden.
Dear teachers- I'm not smart, I just memorized a bunch of things that I'll never use. #daddyreptile
Sergio also likes receiving emails.
Zooboo caused Alex's depression.
Klein the Kunt works in mysterious ways.
So much to do, so much to see, so what's wrong with taking the backstreet? You'll never know if you don't go.
Living at risk is jumping off the cliff and building your wings on the way down.
Write whatever you damn well please.
Flowers is my favorite adverb
https://www.quotev.com/MaxEdge ther me quotev
Oh hey my username used to be MustachioCupcakes that's kinda important.
- JoinedMarch 23, 2015