unaperra

꧁𝐵𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑖𝑑𝑜, 𝑚𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒𝑠꧂

My name is JJ, and I like the SCP Foundation, Countryhumans, and Marvel. I think I am above god yet I am both the gum that you scrape off your shoe in the cafeteria 

- 🇲🇽Latina🇸🇻 

- I'm so Texan and if you didn't catch on how 

- at this point in life my mental thinking is "I am severely damaged. I am the squeaky broken wheel on every grocery cart that everyone tries to ignores/tries to get the non damaged one but still ends up with me; but also; I'm awesome. I am god. No, I am above god. I will skin you with a potatoe peeler if you are rude to me; and then I cry

- I was that angry Hispanic child. I was the kid who actually bit people. I Met my best friend by biting her arm when I was 11 PEOPLE. I always wrestle people if I know you in real life you sure as hell know I run at you full speed and wrestle you to the ground because I have no impulse control

- I am almost 99.99% sure I have short term memory

- EXTROVERTED

- Please be nice, I will actually cry if someone's rude to me (this is a threat and I will cry on you)

- I joke around because I can't take anything fucking serious and it's my coping mechanism to believe life is good 

- I am immortal until proven otherwise. Until my untimely demise, I assure you I will not perish unless I am brutally murdered and end up on National News and bussfeed unsolved. When this happens, make my ashes into a diamond and put it in a sword so my kin can avenge me. Until then, I am immortal. Why haven't I died yet? God hasn't smitted me yet because he's a COWARD. HE KNOWS I WOULD GO UP THERE AND WRESTLE HIM AT WALMARTS PARKING LOT. I AM IMMORTAL. 

- permanently sobbing 

- Hot Dogs are sandwiches until proven otherwise by Einstein in himself 

- I'm going to my brief death yall gon see me at like 2 am writing a self hatred fueled chapter