"Not all who wander are lost." -J. R. R. Tolkien

Hello! I'm Nathan, but that's just my pen name because why not. Fair warning: I cuss like a motherf*cking sailor. That was your one warning.

I like gay shit. Get the fuck over it. Moving on!

-Age: 16 and dead on the inside.

-Gender: Literally whatever. Male, female, it, them, tree, lamp post, attack helicopter, fucking bitch, etc. I don't give a fucking Terraria flying fish - I mean piece of shit, because THAT'S WHAT THEY ARE - what you call me.

-If you wish to date me (for I am single and I am l0n3lY), I am a male.

-Star sign: I am literal brain cancer. You will never forget me.

-Warriors Clan: ThunderClan

-My parents are obviously Sherlock and Emma Swan (separately. I'm a child of magic.)

-I am a specific panromantic homosexual. And am very specific about it. Just ask my friends.

-Hamilton/Dear Evan Hansen (the soundtrack, anyway) is like my life right now

-Doki Doki is Oki Doki. And Monika is best girl, bite meh.

-Fandoms: VLD, PJO, CW's DC shows, Marvel, Gravity Falls, Warriors, LESOE, Doctor Who, Steven Universe, RWBY, Zelda, Hamilton, The Fosters, Supernatural, ST, Sherlock, OUAT, Harry Potter, Glee, Pokémon, WTNV, and too many more

-Ships: KLANCE, Percico, Jercy, Bumblebee, Garnet, Jonnor, Grethan (stfu h8rs), Johnlock, Swan Queen, SUPERCORP 😍, Klaine, Cecilos, and too many more

Oh, stop kink shaming me, you nasties.

"We don't spill tea when it comes to intolerance, honey. We throw the god damn cup." -MacDoesIt

AO3 Account: njmarker13

• If his age is on the clock, he's too young for the cock.
• Do as the royals do, and keep it in the family.
• Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
• I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning fanboy. get your facts str8, bitch.

When life gives ya lemons.... READ 'EM!

If you made it this far might as well click the follow button. If you don't, I... don't care.
  • That place where people go when they’re dead inside.
  • JoinedJanuary 12, 2017



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