Hello my lovely ladies! (And gorgeous gents!)

Welcome to my Wattpad profile page! A little about myself...I'm a happily married, nerdy pervert (nerd-vert?) with a decisively wicked sense of humor. I love to write steamy romance novels and couples erotica, focusing on B.D.S.M. relationships. And sometimes I love just being silly. Who doesn't?

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M.P. <3
  • JoinedNovember 5, 2015


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