If you like Monty Python, Doctor Who, P.J. Wodehouse, or the Discworld books, you may find something in "Call Me Ishmael" you enjoy. 
"Call Me Ishmael" had a Youtube review by two very puzzled young ladies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3vChO1meOU, for all of which I am grateful.

I upload new chapters each Friday. If you can't wait, the completed book is available at:
You can also buy Ishmael in paperback at Amazon.

Me? I was born in the mountains of Central Pennsylvania...well, actually in a hospital located in a city in the mountains of Central Pennsylvania. Soon after my birth, I decided that I should grow up, but I am still working on that goal. I started writing while still in the fifth grade, and some would say that was when I did my best work. My favorite days in class were when the Scholastic book ads arrived, and when the books themselves arrived.

I am always writing, and looking for new reads. Feel free to drop me a line with any questions, thoughts, or suggestions.
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  • JoinedAugust 9, 2011

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Summer coming to an end, and time to return to the keyboard.
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