WARNING: High levels of Irony and Sarcasm Imminent. Proceed with caution. 

> Yes, that adorable girl with pixie haircut and dimple is indeed me.
> My name is Mahi. No, not the sushi, it means Universe in Sanskrit.
> I am a Writer. But I hate writing.
> I have the ability to turn any casual talk into an innuedo ;)
> Friends think I am crazy and long lost in the black hole called insanity :)
> I am 5'3, I am not short or aggressive. I am just closer to Satan :P
> I am Lord Raccoon. The Lord of Raccoonnavance situated inside a portal with beautiful weather. You'll need a spell to enter to this peaceful place which only I possess.
> I am a social introvert.
> I googled if ants have feelings. They don't have complex emotions.
> I am very random person. I had my first beer with my brother while I watched YouTube videos of Red Blood Python. For five hours.
> I regret nothing.
> I am swirls-chocolate-milk-in-wine-glass person because I am not old enough to buy or drink wine :/ (I am _teen something)
> I am somewhere between psychotic and iconic. But I do jump that line a lot :)
> I stay in my dungeon embracing my brother's stolen t-shirt's (V, if you're reading this, I am NOT sorry) and sweatpants confidently.
> I need coffee, nap and exorcism :)
> You're pretty fucking awesome. Keep that shit up!

Okay, here's random self-promo:
Naked and Kidnapped [First Draft] (Read if you want to laugh)
The Be(D)st Friend [Updates Every Wednesday and Friday] (for the Sinners)

> No reading or translating requests please.
> Ignore people who are toxic. Love yourself. Say that to mirror. You deserve this life. Be proud of who you are, because I am. You hold the pen to your life, your story, write the next chapter and make your life a bestseller.

Did you just fart? Cause you blew me away ;)

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Lord_Raccoon Lord_Raccoon Aug 17, 2018 05:36AM
New chapter of 'The Be(D)st Friend' is published! :-)https://my.w.tt/giicZ5mOrP
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