~Descendant of Abeona and Hasmelis
~Guardian of all roads and patron demigod of happy accidents (especially happy accidents on journeys)
~Traveler, cartographer, pilot
Okay, I kid, I kid. I'm actually just a derpy fifteen year old highschool junior who's known for being loud, weird, and aggressively cheerful.Surprise!
When I'm not (pretending to) study my ass off, I'm usually either curled up on my sofa re-bingewatching the greatest show on earth (a.k.a The Office), or playing ultimate frisbee with my weird friends.
So why am I on Wattpad? Well, it all started when I was two and my mum read me a Barney book. It was life changing. Long story short, here I am thirteen years later, an avid reader and a kinda-sorta-okay writer.
Magical Realism, Steampunk and Fantasy are usually my go-to genres. I thoroughly dislike teen fiction (ESPECIALLY stories in which the nerd and the bad boy get together and defeat the EVIL SLUTTY QUEEN BITCH).Yech. Or maybe I'm just a soulless zombie robot, who knows?
I don't hate ALL teen fiction though- Me and Earl and The Dying Girl remains one of my most favorite books to this day (God bless Earl Jackson and his creative curses). I also really love the Winternight Trilogy (if you've read it, message me and we shall FANGIRL LIKE NO ONE HAS EVER FANGIRLED BEFORE)
Anyhoo, I love writing about weird, weird stuff- think sentient houses that bleed tears, monsters trapped in constellations, people turning into music, nautical gravediggers taking on undead sea monsters, clocks built in time warps, faerie cabbies caught up in royal conspiracies...
Comments are much appreciated! Even if it's a 250-word essay on why you want to disembowel my character! (mad respect for anyone who does this)
I The Office I Grimm I Pirates of the Caribbean I Tremors I Irish music I Imagine Dragons I Travel I MEMES (I like em dank, dark or deep-fried) I Corgis I Oceanography (hope to major in this someday) I I Coco, Ferdinand, The Princess and the Frog I
- in an airplane, stargazing
- JoinedFebruary 6, 2019