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Legend has it that there was once a fucktacular biznatch who could turn lemon pledge into gold.....

that bitznatch...... IS ME.

I'm a rule breaker, a trouble maker, a risk taker and a heart breaker.
1st language is Sarcasm.
Also well versed in Pure Bullshit.
I'm a Slytherin but I don't part take in the bambi eating ritual.
Live off leaves sticks n berries and am at 1 with the universe

I'm not random. I say inappropriate things. I'm blunt. Reatively funny and witty, tend to make sexual innuendos. I'm argumentative. I'm impulsive. I like to trick people into thinking I'm a good person. I'm stubborn and sometimes vengeful. I sometimes have a compulsive need to piss people off. I AM my Alter Ego. I laugh at anything. I'M VEGAN and proud. I say things that you may never ever comprehend. I'm really quite nice(LOLwhut)

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All my works are copyrighted under the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988. This includes all chapters, prologues/epilogues and associated content (i.e fanfics, teasers and content within blogs, social networks and eReaders). Any unauthorised copying, broadcasting, manipulation, distribution or selling of this work constitutes as an infringement of copyright. Any infringement of this copyright is punishable by law.

SO IF YOU TRY TO COPY MY WORK OR STEAL MY IDEAS, PREPARE TO MEET THE WRATH OF MY WAND.

My bawss linkster: @Astrid93. :*****

The Knights:

@xoSimplyBeingMe - Sask. The past me.

@TheFlamingPopsicle - Alex. My homeboy.

@IamaRyHard - Oindrila. The crazie.

@DarriusVailen - Darrius. The douche.

@HowBoysThink - Reece. The jokester.

@Brandon21 - Brandon. The queen of sloots.

@xComeAtMeBrox - Ericha. Me and Sask's doppleganger. Muh bawsss.


Chaos and Destruction. ;)
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