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Legend has it that there was once a fucktacular biznatch who could turn lemon pledge into gold.....

that bitznatch...... IS ME.

I'm a rule breaker, a trouble maker, a risk taker and a heart breaker.
1st language is Sarcasm.
Also well versed in Pure Bullshit.
I'm a Slytherin but I don't part take in the bambi eating ritual.
Live off leaves sticks n berries and am at 1 with the universe

I'm not random. I say inappropriate things. I'm blunt. Reatively funny and witty, tend to make sexual innuendos. I'm argumentative. I'm impulsive. I like to trick people into thinking I'm a good person. I'm stubborn and sometimes vengeful. I sometimes have a compulsive need to piss people off. I AM my Alter Ego. I laugh at anything. I'M VEGAN and proud. I say things that you may never ever comprehend. I'm really quite nice(LOLwhut)

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My bawss linkster: @Astrid93. :*****

The Knights:

@xoSimplyBeingMe - Sask. The past me.

@TheFlamingPopsicle - Alex. My homeboy.

@IamaRyHard - Oindrila. The crazie.

@DarriusVailen - Darrius. The douche.

@HowBoysThink - Reece. The jokester.

@Brandon21 - Brandon. The queen of sloots.

@xComeAtMeBrox - Ericha. Me and Sask's doppleganger. Muh bawsss.

Chaos and Destruction. ;)
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