"Yea more" - Morifinwë Carnistir.

Greetings, mortals. And welcome, I might say, to this odd little corner of Wattpad. Nice of you to pop in.

DISCLAIMER: The particular email account I used to create this monstrosity was not mine... and somehow when creating the account it skipped the "pick your username" option.

SECOND DISCLAIMER: I am too lazy to fix it into something interesting. I mean, I can. But I don't care to do it. (Gasp!)

So now that this issue has been resolved, I shall move on to "describe myself."



-completely shameless nerd
-especially when it comes to things tolkien
-a king is he that can hold his own or else his title is in vain

-Professional procrastinator!
-Bad humor
-Oh, and sarcastic humor
-More dry jokes
-Suck at basically everything constructive

-High fantasy addict
-Silmarillion is the best
-you children should all read it
-who needs happiness when you can have eternal despair?
-crying over the Silmarillion is the most exciting pastime in my pathetic life
-Seriously, y'all should read it
-Understand what it is to feel true pain

Now, mongrels....
Get off your screens and get reading.


Oh, what am I saying? I promise, I'm not that harsh. Unless I am....

Then you're in trouble.

Or not. I could just be a pathetic piece of slime.

Or maybe a poisonous one...
  • ... No wait, Beleriand sank.
  • JoinedMay 31, 2018


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