I'm just a professional procrastinator who should be trying to pass university, but opts to write books in too many genres and find the doorway to Narnia. If I disappear for more than one day, I've found it and I won't be returning.

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| F U N F A C T S A B O U T M O I |

★ I'm a superhero. My name is the Sarcastic Goat. I scream sarcastic comments while I poop in fields across the Australian outback. I am goatastic!

★ I've been a Marvel fanatic since I was 7. My friends call me Miss Marvel. I have no life.

★ I'm now a BookTuber on YouTube! Subscribe: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfwlgn-N6MW2_NyrcgSAShw

★ I'm studying creative writing at university.

★ Spaghetti Bolognaise is my life. I live it, I breathe it, I eat it.

★ I was really tired yesterday. With that said, when I am (which tends to be all the time), I come off as super sarcastic and cynical, which many may considered a bit rude. Don't take it to heart, munchkin ^.^

★ If I was stranded on an island, the three things I'd bring:
- A fridge with unlimited coolness because food is life.
- The best joke book I can find because I am a sad human being.
- Captain Jack Sparrow. He got off an island twice.

★ If I could be any animal, I'd be a cat because I sleep twelve hours a day and demand to have other people serve me. All hail the feline species!

★ If I could have any power, I'd have magic. Why? Because then I can use it to have any power I want. Oh, and I can magically have a cheeseburger in my hands. Sounds epic to me!

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| B O O K S T A T U S |

✔ Out of Time (TW #1)
✔ When Time Collides (TW #2)
✔ The Path of Time (TW #3)
✎ Blood Ties
✎ Storms of Florence (SS #1)
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Hey, lovelies.I go back to uni next week. Ugh,  I know. Basically, I'm doing five subject this semester, so my plate is pretty full already with my writing, my horse, and finding employment. With t...
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