I'm just a professional procrastinator who should be trying to pass university, but opts to write books in too many genres and find the doorway to Narnia. If I disappear for more than one day, I've found it and I won't be returning.
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★ I'm a superhero. My name is the Sarcastic Goat. I scream sarcastic comments while I poop in fields across the Australian outback. I am goatastic!
★ I've been a Marvel fanatic since I was 7. My friends call me Miss Marvel. I have no life.
★ I'm studying creative writing at university.
★ Spaghetti Bolognaise is my life. I live it, I breathe it, I eat it.
★ I was really tired yesterday.
★ If I was stranded on an island, the three things I'd bring:
- A fridge with unlimited coolness because food is life.
- The best joke book I can find because I am a sad human being.
- Captain Jack Sparrow. He got off an island twice.
★ If I could be any animal, I'd be a cat because I sleep twelve hours a day and demand to have other people serve me. All hail the feline species!
★ If I could have any power, I'd have magic. Why? Because then I can use it to have any power I want. Oh, and I can magically have a cheeseburger in my hands. Sounds epic to me!
★ Purple is a nice colour. I like purple. I own too much purple. Purple!
★ Owning a dragon would be swell! I wouldn't have to pay for plane tickets because I'm too broke as it is.
- JoinedAugust 17, 2015