LUCIFERMORNINGZTARRR

Ice cream, soda, cherry on top. How many girlfriends do you got? 

LUCIFERMORNINGZTARRR

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I met Breezy from somewhere in Virginia; I don't know. And we hit it off right away. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah! I know, I know. I forgave his fine ass and we started writing together. He’d go to the studio, he'd come home, I’d fix him a drink, we'd have dinner. And then our song came out. Single he told me. Single, my ass! Not only was it not a single, it was not finished; it was half a song. So that night when he came home, I baked him a treat as usual. You know some guys just can't hold their birthday cake.

LUCIFERMORNINGZTARRR

You know how people have these little habits that get you down? Like Bernie. Bernie liked to click tongues. No, not click. Pop! So I’m opening up the VMA's and I’m in rehearsals looking for a little bit of sympathy, and there’s Bernie sitting in the quick-change, getting her life and clicking. No, not clicking. Popping! So I said to her, I said, “YOU MISS THIS CHANGE ONE MORE TIME!”, and she did...So, I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots, into her HEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDD!

BreinaT

@LUCIFERMORNINGZTARRR this sound so familiar 
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LUCIFERMORNINGZTARRR

Oh, I'll give a pinky promise. Pass the test and you can go. No use in being cautious if you really want these codes. I know that Poppy said she'd give them up, well that was a mistake. Pass my experiments, you have my word. You can escape.

LUCIFERMORNINGZTARRR

Does anyone else play with their balls when they're bored?

LUCIFERMORNINGZTARRR

@Wannajumpwithme I don't know how to describe it
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Wannajumpwithme

@LUCIFERMORNINGZTARRR like rearranging them or smthin
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Aszeroth

@LUCIFERMORNINGZTARRR I guess that's similar to how women just randomly play with their tits
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