"Lanie became a meme. Sales of rubber rainbow bracelets skyrocketed."

For three and a half years of her life, Lanie Moriarty wanted to be a serial killer. No, actually. She wanted to be a killer for hire. It's a lot more disturbing when you take into account that this started in grade seven, when she was like, twelve. Of course, her mother just had to go and tell everybody, so. Yeah. That's not happening.

If you haven't already guessed, that girl? Is me. Hey. Don't steal my stories, or, well, you can probably guess what'll happen. (Hint: it involves murder).

I prefer writing fanfiction over original works but this site is, for the most part, for the latter. As a result, my AO3/ffnet accounts (which you can find under the same username) get used a lot more. Feel free to check those out. Seriously. I barely go on Wattpad anymore. It'd be a good idea. If you're too lazy, at least check out the love of my life, @Pingoodle. Literally the epitome of awesome. Plus, her stories will make you cry. So. There's that. Go bug her.
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  • JoinedSeptember 16, 2013

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LMoriarty LMoriarty Nov 13, 2016 08:33PM
still not over the fact that tom felton held my hand and gave me a hug and asdfgjklkhsgabjfkea
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Anderson ↠ BBC Sherlock by LMoriarty
Anderson ↠ BBC Sherlock Fanfiction
SHERLOCK HOLMES had loathed Philip Anderson since the day he found out just how much of a moron the man truly was. He had never learned why the man hated him in return, although he assumed that it was because he wa...
The Thing About Eyes by LMoriarty
The Thing About Eyes Teen Fiction
❝You're my soulmate.❞ The sad thing - well, the whole denial thing is pretty sad, too, she supposes, so the saddest thing - is that all of this, all of her denials, it's what Charlie had wanted. ❝No I'm not.❞
Until Dawn by LMoriarty
Until Dawn Short Story
❝Are you okay?❞ Jane Stark was a bad guy. But perhaps more importantly, Jane Stark was covered in blood. ❝I'm just dandy, doll. I mean, it's not like I just singlehandedly murdered an entire terrorist cell or an...
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