"Lanie became a meme. Sales of rubber rainbow bracelets skyrocketed."

For three and a half years of her life, Lanie Moriarty wanted to be a serial killer. No, actually. She wanted to be a killer for hire. It's a lot more disturbing when you take into account that this started in grade seven, when she was like, twelve. Of course, her mother just had to go and tell everybody, so. Yeah. That's not happening.

If you haven't already guessed, that girl? Is me. Hey. Don't steal my stories, or, well, you can probably guess what'll happen. (Hint: it involves murder).

I prefer writing fanfiction over original works but this site is, for the most part, for the latter. As a result, my AO3/ffnet accounts (which you can find under the same username) get used a lot more. Feel free to check those out. Seriously. I barely go on Wattpad anymore. It'd be a good idea. If you're too lazy, at least check out the love of my life, @Pingoodle. Literally the epitome of awesome. Plus, her stories will make you cry. So. There's that. Go bug her.
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Stories by ˗ˏˋ moriarty ˎˊ˗
The Thing About Eyes by LMoriarty
The Thing About Eyes Teen Fiction
❝You're my soulmate.❞ The sad thing - well, the whole denial thing is pretty sad, too, she supposes, so the saddest thing - is that all of this, all of her denials, it's what Charlie had wanted. ❝No I'm not.❞
Until Dawn by LMoriarty
Until Dawn Short Story
❝Are you okay?❞ Jane Stark was a bad guy. But perhaps more importantly, Jane Stark was covered in blood. ❝I'm just dandy, doll. I mean, it's not like I just singlehandedly murdered an entire terrorist cell or anyt...
Human Being by LMoriarty
Human Being Short Story
Human beings aren't capable of forever. You know this. You've been taught this, have preached it from the choirs and have listened to it being preached right back at you. It's fact, it's truth, it's the thing that...
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