"Lanie became a meme. Sales of rubber rainbow bracelets skyrocketed."
For three and a half years of her life, Lanie Moriarty wanted to be a serial killer. No, actually. She wanted to be a killer for hire. It's a lot more disturbing when you take into account that this started in grade seven, when she was like, twelve. Of course, her mother just had to go and tell everybody, so. Yeah. That's not happening.
If you haven't already guessed, that girl? Is me. Hey. Don't steal my stories, or, well, you can probably guess what'll happen. (Hint: it involves murder).
I prefer writing fanfiction over original works but this site is, for the most part, for the latter. As a result, my AO3/ffnet accounts (which you can find under the same username) get used a lot more. Feel free to check those out. Seriously. I barely go on Wattpad anymore. It'd be a good idea. If you're too lazy, at least check out the love of my life, @Pingoodle. Literally the epitome of awesome. Plus, her stories will make you cry. So. There's that. Go bug her.
- heaven for bad people
- JoinedSeptember 16, 2013